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Lessons in Logic
I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.



Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect.
So why practice?


If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?


Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.


INTERVIEWER : Tell me opposite of GOOD .

MBA Stu: BAD

Int : COME ??

MBA Stu : GO

Int : UGLY?

MBA Stu: PICHLLI

Int : U-G-L-Y ?

MBA Stu: PICHLLI

Int : SHUT UP

MBA Stu: KEEP TALKING

Int : GET OUT

MBA Stu: COME IN

Int : OH MY GOD

MBA Stu: OH YOUR DEVIL

Int : U R REJECTED

MBA Stu: I M SELECTED


Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.


If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
It’s your stupidity.


One should love animals.
They are so tasty.


Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning


"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk


"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.